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launching our v2 SaaS dashboard with new analytics

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linkedin

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professional

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Eight months. 2,400 customer interviews. One rebuild from the ground up.

Today we're shipping v2 of our dashboard — and the headline change is analytics that finally answer the question 'why did this number move?' instead of just 'this number moved'.

Three things we're proud of:
→ Cohort retention now reads in under 2 seconds (was 14)
→ Funnel attribution finally shows multi-touch, not last-click
→ Custom alerts that trigger on what changed, not just what crossed a threshold…

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what I learned writing 100 blog posts in a year

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twitter

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candid

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I wrote 100 blog posts last year.

7 went viral.
12 paid for the entire year.
81 got nothing.

The pattern across the 7+12 was the same — and almost nothing like what I expected. 🧵 Here's what actually moved the needle…

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free meta description tool

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instagram

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playful

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Plot twist: the SEO tool you actually need is free 🎯

Meta descriptions = the blurb people see in Google before they click. Most websites hand-write garbage ones (or, worse, leave them blank).

We just shipped a free tool that writes 5 variations in under 10 seconds — optimized for character count, primary keyword, and CTR.

Link in bio. No login. No upsell. (We're hoping you stick around for the rest of the toolkit.) 💛 #seo #marketing #freetool…

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common mistakes with PostgreSQL indexes

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twitter

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educational

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10 PostgreSQL index mistakes I keep seeing in code reviews.

If even half of these are in your codebase, you're paying for compute you don't need.

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1/ Indexing every column 'just in case'.

Every index slows writes. If a column isn't in a WHERE, JOIN, or ORDER BY — drop it. Real production systems get faster after you delete indexes…